Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk

Attention, lovers and deviants! The Association for the Betterment of Sex (A.B.S.) is here to save your sorry sex life with this sassy, unfiltered guide. “Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk” is your new go-to handbook for spicing things up between the sheets (or wherever you like to get freaky).

Packed with thoroughly researched tips, tricks, and tantalizingly bad advice, this radical romp through the world of carnal pleasures has something for everyone, from vanilla couples to kinky singles to those just unwrapping their first Japanese body pillow. Want to locate the elusive G-spot with GPS precision? Craft cheeky new names for your junk? Visually enhance your member through the magic of forced perspective? Whip up a swingers’ party-pleasing ambrosia salad? It’s all in here!

But wait, there’s more! Discover the ancient Mayan prophecies about your first threesome, score listings for discrete vinyl fetishwear dry-cleaning, and learn why “going on tour with Midnight Oil” is no longer acceptable slang for solo sexy time. Complete with playful illustrations, this encyclopedic ode to “oh!” might just save your relationship (or at least your sex life).

For anyone ready to stop bumbling through the bedroom, “Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk” is a must-read–you’ll never look at an ambrosia salad the same way again! Exhaustively researched and fully illustrated, this cheeky guide will have you and your partner(s) doing the horizontal mambo like pros in no time.