The Cheap Handyman

Buckle up and prepare for a wild ride through the misadventures of Brian Harris, the self-proclaimed “Cheap Handyman” who proves that sometimes, you really do get what you pay for!

In this hilarious collection of true stories, Brian shares his trials, tribulations, and occasional triumphs as he navigates the treacherous waters of home improvement, armed with nothing but a soldering gun, a nine-foot ladder, and an unhealthy obsession with duct tape.

From his well-intentioned but ultimately disastrous attempts to save baby ducks (at the expense of his pool) to his MacGyver-esque hockey skate repair that led to a suspension and an unfortunate encounter with a referee, Brian’s misadventures will have you laughing, cringing, and shaking your head in disbelief.

But it’s not all fun and games when cheapness is the name of the game. Brian’s frugality reaches new heights when he destroys a $295 car key fob in a misguided attempt to avoid paying a measly $10 for a professional battery replacement. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Through his tales of woe, Brian imparts invaluable wisdom on how (not) to cut down a tree, what to do when stray cats turn your HVAC system into a maternity ward, and three very incorrect uses for duct tape that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about home repair.

“The Cheap Handyman” is a must-read for anyone who has ever looked at a home improvement project and thought, “How hard could it be?” Brian’s stories serve as a cautionary tale, reminding us that sometimes, it pays to call in the professionals (or at least to read the instructions).

So, if you’re ready for a side-splitting journey through the ups and downs of DIY on a dime, grab a copy of “The Cheap Handyman” and discover the true cost of cutting corners. Just remember, if all else fails, there’s always duct tape!