Review: Go the F**k to Sleep

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There is a specific moment in modern parenting when the room is dark, the child is wide-eyed, the clock reads something morally offensive like 9:47 PM, and you realize bedtime is not a routine—it’s a hostage negotiation. Go the F*ck …

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Review: Outwitting Squirrels

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who put out bird feeders, and those who eventually realize they are financing a sophisticated squirrel crime syndicate. Outwitting Squirrels is written for the latter—specifically, for anyone who has watched …

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Review: Natural Harvest

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There are books that politely sit on shelves, and then there are books that detonate in a room simply by existing. Natural Harvest belongs firmly in the latter category. It is the rare paperback capable of silencing a dinner party, …

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Review: Crap Taxidermy

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If you’ve ever locked eyes with a taxidermied animal and felt personally judged, Crap Taxidermy is here to validate that experience. This is the book for anyone who has stood in a museum or roadside curiosity shop thinking, That fox …

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Review: I Could Pee On This

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If you have ever woken up unable to breathe because a warm, judgmental animal has decided your neck is a throne—or watched a creature stare at an empty wall like it’s receiving messages from a higher dimension—then you already understand …

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Review: Calm the F**k Down

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Picture this: you oversleep, drop your phone in the toilet, spill coffee on your only clean shirt, and—naturally—assume the universe is debuting a new personal vendetta. Before you can scream into a pillow, Sarah Knight swings in like a profane …

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Review: How to Live With a Huge Penis

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Every few years a humor book arrives that is so brazen, so unflinchingly earnest about its patently ridiculous premise, that it becomes more than a gag: it becomes a cultural artifact. How to Live with a Huge Penis is that …

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Review: How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

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Imagine strolling through a peaceful suburban street, admiring the azaleas, when you suddenly realize the porcelain fellow in your neighbor’s mulch bed is giving you side-eye. Not decorative side-eye—premeditated side-eye. That’s the paranoid, delightful premise Chuck Sambuchino runs with in …

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Review: How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Every year people unwrap mugs, calendars, scented candles, and fluffy slippers. But only one gift dares to help you have “the talk” with your wide-eyed, dangerously naive housecat. Zachary Auburn’s How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety sits …

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