How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

Written by: Chuck Sambuchino

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Get ready to arm yourself against the most unexpected of foes in “How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)”! This essential survival guide is your key to thwarting the impending invasion of those seemingly innocent garden gnomes. Don’t be fooled by their adorable smiles and colorful hats—these pint-sized terrors are plotting to unleash chaos on your home and loved ones.

Chuck Sambuchino, a seasoned Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert, shares his tried-and-true system: Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply. With step-by-step instructions, you’ll learn how to fortify your home against these mischievous marauders, spot the telltale signs of an imminent attack, and engage in close-quarters combat when necessary.

From gnome-proofing your garden to recognizing the gathering hoard’s secret signals, this comprehensive guide has you covered. Don’t wait until it’s too late—the lawn warriors are coming, and they won’t stop until they’ve conquered your garden and infiltrated your home. Arm yourself with the knowledge and strategies to keep your family safe from the looming threat of garden gnomes. Get your copy now and be prepared for the battle of a lifetime!

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