…And Then You Die of Dysentery

Written by: Lauren Reeves


“…And Then You Die of Dysentery” is a hilarious and nostalgic tribute to the beloved Oregon Trail computer game that shaped the childhoods of countless individuals. This quirky book, designed in the game’s iconic 8-bit style and featuring vibrant four-color graphics, takes readers on a laugh-out-loud journey through the trials and tribulations of the virtual pioneer life.

Packed with 50 humorous and snarky life lessons inspired by the game’s most memorable moments, this book offers a fresh and entertaining perspective on the Oregon Trail experience. From the perils of exhaustion (no, it’s not just a celebrity rehab excuse) to the importance of responsible hunting (a cautionary tale of gentrification), these tongue-in-cheek insights are sure to resonate with anyone who has ever braved the digital frontier.

But the nostalgia doesn’t stop there! “…And Then You Die of Dysentery” is chock-full of clever pop culture references that will delight modern readers. Learn how to impress your sweetheart with some old-fashioned stargazing romance (the original Netflix & Chill) and more, as you roll up to Matt’s General Store with a sack of cash, ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

Whether you’re a die-hard fan of the game or simply looking for a fun and entertaining read, this book is the perfect choice. So gather your virtual wagon party, stock up on supplies, and get ready to hit the Oregon Trail once again – this time with a hefty dose of twenty-first-century humor. “…And Then You Die of Dysentery” is a side-splitting trip down memory lane that will leave you laughing all the way to the Willamette Valley.


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