How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Giftability

This is a fun book to gift cat lovers.

Description

Attention all cat servants! Get ready to laugh your whiskers off with this #1 New York Times bestseller from Matthew Inman, the mastermind behind the infamous website The Oatmeal.

“How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You” is a purrfect collection of Inman’s most popular cat jokes, including classics like “How to Pet a Kitty” and “The Bobcats.” But wait, there’s meow! This book also features 15 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comics that will have you rolling on the floor like a catnip-crazed kitty.

But beware, human! This book is not just a collection of hilarious comics. It’s also a survival guide for living with your feline overlord. Did you know that when your cat kneads you, it’s not a sign of affection? Nope, your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness! And when your cat brings you a dead animal, it’s not a gift—it’s a warning!

With “How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You,” you’ll learn the truth behind your cat’s bizarre behaviors and how to protect yourself from their impending coup. This book is a must-have for any cat-lover who wants to survive living with their furry assassin.

But wait, there’s even meow! As a bonus, this book includes a pullout poster that you can hang up to remind yourself of your cat’s true intentions.

So what are you waiting for? Get your paws on “How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You” right meow! 🐾 Your survival depends on it!