‘Tis the season to be jolly, and what better way to spread some holiday cheer than by diving into a collection of side-splitting, rib-tickling, and utterly hilarious books about Christmas?
If you’re tired of the same old sentimental stories and want to inject some laughter into your festive reading list, look no further! We’ve unwrapped a selection of the most uproarious, mirth-inducing tomes that are sure to have you ho-ho-hoing all the way through the holidays.
So, grab a mug of hot cocoa, snuggle up by the fireplace, and get ready to deck the halls with guffaws and giggles as we explore the funniest books about Christmas. Trust us, these literary gems are the perfect antidote to the stress of holiday shopping, the endless loop of carols, and the inevitable family drama that comes with the season.
Holidays on Ice
It’s like peeking into Santa’s diary if he was a witty cynic. Sedaris takes you through a sleigh ride of hilarious holiday tales, including his stint as a Christmas elf at Macy’s. Trust me, your eggnog will come out of your nose!
Surviving Christmas
Imagine ditching the Christmas chaos for a Caribbean cruise. Sounds dreamy, right? Well, for the Kranks, it’s a comedy of errors that’ll have you giggling like a bowl full of jelly!
An Idiot Girl's Christmas
Notaro is like the friend who always has the most embarrassingly funny holiday stories. From Christmas tree tug-of-wars to meeting the in-laws, it’s a stocking stuffed with laughter.
A Christmas Story
Before it was a holiday movie staple, it was a book! Ralphie’s quest for a Red Ryder BB gun is as funny on paper as it is on screen. Nostalgia with a side of humor, anyone?
The Shepherd, the Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog
Ever seen a Christmas pageant go hilariously awry? Dave Barry gives us a front-row seat. It’s an audiobook-only treat, like finding an extra present hidden under the tree.
A Christmas Blizzard
A holiday traveler’s plans get snowed under in his hometown. It’s a blizzard of laughs in this audiobook gem.
For the little elves
- “5 More Sleeps ‘Til Christmas” by Jimmy Fallon – Even Santa couldn’t resist chuckling at this one. Fallon captures the Christmas Eve anticipation with a comedic flair perfect for kids.
- “The Haunted Tea-Cosy” by Edward Gorey – A quirky, off-beat take on Christmas that’s as strange as finding a Krampus in your Kris Kringle.
- “Sneezy the Snowman” by Maureen Wright – Imagine a snowman who’s always cold. It’s a frosty tale of mishaps and giggles, perfect for reading by the fireplace.
And for those who still crave more…
“Wishin’ & Hopin'” by Wally Lamb
Take a nostalgic trip back to the 1960s with Wally Lamb’s humorous and heartwarming tale of Christmas memories. It’s a story as cozy and comforting as your favorite holiday sweater.
“In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash” by Jean Shepherd
Dive into the book that inspired “A Christmas Story,” and discover the original wit and charm of Jean Shepherd. It’s a festive must-read, capturing the essence of the holidays through a child’s eyes.
“Five at the Office Christmas Party”
This book reimagines Enid Blyton’s Famous Five as they navigate the quirks and quips of an office Christmas party. It’s a playful use of parody to poke fun at office Christmas parties using characters you already know and love – well, if you grew up in the UK anyway.
So grab a blanket, a hot cocoa, and one of these books for a Christmas filled with chuckles and chortles. Happy reading and merry giggling!