Ah, the bathroom – that sacred sanctuary where we not only attend to nature’s calls but also indulge in some light reading. And what better genre to accompany the echo of a flushing toilet than a dose of good old toilet humor? Enter the realm of bathroom books, a delightful collection of reads that specialize in potty humor, ensuring that your brief respite is filled with chuckles and guffaws.
Whether you’re looking to spruce up your own porcelain throne’s reading collection or searching for the perfect gift for Christmas, housewarmings, white elephant exchanges, or secret Santa surprises, these books are sure to be a hit.
After all, life’s too short for boring bathroom breaks. So, get ready to elevate your lavatory literature with some of the funniest bathroom books out there. Because let’s face it, nothing complements the acoustics of a bathroom quite like laughter!
Everyone Poops
“Everyone Poops” by Taro Gomi is a classic children’s book that tackles the universal topic of pooping with simplicity and humor. Using colorful illustrations and straightforward language, the book demystifies the natural process for young readers, making it a great conversation starter for parents and kids. It’s a delightful read that emphasizes the fact that, from animals to humans, everybody does indeed poop.
Gift Suggestion: Perfect for toddlers and young children who are potty training, or as a light-hearted gift for new parents navigating the world of diapers and potty chairs.
Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups
This humorously titled book dives deep into the world of poop, offering a range of fascinating facts and figures. With its blend of humor and information, it’s a delightful read that offers both chuckles and insights. Whether you’re curious about the science of poop or just looking for some bathroom banter, this book has you covered.
Gift Suggestion: Ideal for the trivia enthusiast in your life, or anyone who appreciates a blend of humor and education.
Why are My Nuts in the Toilet Water? and Other Questions Older Men Need Answered
This book offers a comedic take on the challenges and quirks of aging for men. With its blend of humor and genuine advice, it addresses the questions that older men might be too embarrassed to ask. It’s a light-hearted yet insightful read that doesn’t shy away from the realities of getting older.
Gift Suggestion: A great gift for middle-aged or older men in your life, especially those with a good sense of humor about the aging process.
Knock Knock Bathroom Guest Book, Funny Guest Bathroom Book & Gift for Adults, Fill-in-the-Blank Book
This unique guest book is designed specifically for the bathroom, allowing visitors to leave their mark in a fun and humorous way. With fill-in-the-blank prompts and space for doodles, it’s a quirky addition to any bathroom decor. It’s sure to be a conversation starter and provide plenty of laughs for hosts and guests alike.
Gift Suggestion: Perfect for housewarming parties, or for friends and family who love to entertain and appreciate a touch of bathroom humor.
Can Holding in a Fart Kill You?: Over 150 Curious Questions and Intriguing Answers
This book delves into a range of curious questions, offering intriguing answers that blend science, trivia, and humor. From the titular question about farts to other quirky queries, it’s a treasure trove of information that’s perfect for bite-sized reading sessions. It’s both entertaining and educational, making bathroom breaks a learning experience.
Gift Suggestion: Ideal for the curious minds in your life, or those who appreciate a blend of humor and trivia.
52 Things to Do While You Poo
This book offers a range of activities and challenges to keep readers entertained during their bathroom breaks. From puzzles to trivia, it’s a fun way to pass the time and make the most of those quiet moments. It’s a playful take on the bathroom book genre, offering a year’s worth of entertainment.
Gift Suggestion: A great white elephant or secret Santa gift, or for anyone who appreciates a touch of toilet humor.
What’s Your Poo Telling You?
This book offers a humorous yet informative look into the world of poop, exploring what our bowel movements can reveal about our health. With its blend of facts, illustrations, and humor, it’s a unique guide to understanding one’s body better. It’s both entertaining and enlightening, making bathroom breaks a learning experience.
Gift Suggestion: Perfect for health enthusiasts, medical students, or anyone with a sense of humor about bodily functions.
Sh*ts and Giggles: The Ultimate Bathroom Joke Book
Packed with a plethora of bathroom-related jokes, this book is sure to keep readers laughing from start to finish. It’s a collection of humor that’s perfectly suited for its intended location, offering chuckles and groans in equal measure. It’s a light-hearted read that’s perfect for short bursts of entertainment.
Gift Suggestion: Ideal for those who love a good joke, or as a housewarming gift to add some humor to a new bathroom.
Toilet Paper Origami on a Roll: Decorative Folds and Flourishes for Over-the-Top Hospitality
This unique book offers a range of origami designs specifically for toilet paper. From simple folds to intricate creations, it’s a fun way to add a touch of creativity and hospitality to any bathroom. It’s a blend of art and humor, making it a standout choice for those looking to elevate their bathroom decor.
Gift Suggestion: Perfect for craft enthusiasts, hosts and hostesses, or anyone looking to add a touch of whimsy to their bathroom.
How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers’ Guide to Toilet Etiquette
Navigating the world of dating is challenging enough, but throw in the inevitable call of nature, and things can get awkward real fast. “How to Poo on a Date” offers a humorous guide to handling those tricky bathroom situations while on a romantic outing. With its blend of wit and practical advice, this book ensures that even if love doesn’t go as planned, at least your bathroom breaks will.
Gift Suggestion: Perfect for singles diving back into the dating scene, newlyweds as a cheeky wedding gift, or anyone who appreciates a blend of romance and toilet humor.
Riddles To Do While You Poo On The Loo: Funny Bathroom Reader For Adults & Teens
This book offers a delightful collection of riddles designed specifically for those quiet moments in the bathroom. It’s a blend of humor and brain-teasing challenges, ensuring that your time on the loo is both entertaining and mentally stimulating. Whether you’re a fan of classic riddles or looking for some new challenges, this book has got you covered.
Gift Suggestion: Ideal for puzzle enthusiasts, teenagers looking for a laugh, or anyone who enjoys a good riddle during their bathroom breaks.
The Ultimate Toilet Activity Book: The perfect bathroom companion packed with jokes, funny facts, poop puzzles, games, sudoku and much more
This activity book takes bathroom entertainment to the next level. Packed with a plethora of jokes, facts, puzzles, games, and even sudoku, it’s the ultimate companion for those extended stays in the restroom. It’s a blend of humor and brain-teasing activities, ensuring that every trip to the toilet is an adventure.
Gift Suggestion: Perfect for the friend who loves a good laugh, family members who spend a little too long in the bathroom, or as a gag gift for any occasion.