How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Written by: Zachary Auburn

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This is a fun book to gift cat lovers, liberals, and conservatives with a sense of humor. It’s a great option for secret santa or white elephant parties.

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Attention all cat lovers and concerned pet owners! 🐱🔫

Introducing the must-have guide for every responsible cat parent: “How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives” 📚

In today’s unpredictable world, our beloved feline friends face unprecedented dangers. Gone are the days when their biggest worries were pesky dogs or the occasional bath. Now, they must navigate a minefield of modern threats, from satanists to online predators, and even the possibility of a post-apocalyptic wasteland! 😱

Fear not, for the American Association of Patriots has your back! With over four decades of experience in preparing cat owners for the tough conversations they dread having with their furry companions, this book is your ultimate resource. 💪

Written in a simple Q&A format, “How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety” tackles the burning questions every cat owner faces, such as:

  • What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms? 🔫
  • What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence? 😇
  • Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do? 🧶

This book is more than just a guide; it’s a lifeline for your cat in these uncertain times. Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage and hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again! 🇺🇸

Don’t wait until it’s too late. Get your copy of “How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety” today and give your cat the tools they need to survive and thrive in the modern world. 🐾

1 review for How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

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    This is a fun book for cat owners, liberals, and especially conservatives with a sense of humour. The book is essentially a parody of conservative tracts about gun safety and abstinence but written for cat owners.

    It’s well written and funny throughout. The only reason I’d knock a few points off is that it isn’t the prettiest book out there, so isn’t as giftable. However, as it’s parodying pamphlets, it’s understandable why the publishers chose that design.

    March 22, 2024

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