Purr-fect For Cat Lovers: 8 Funny Books About Cats

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Attention all crazy cat ladies, gents, and everyone in between! It’s time to wake up and smell the catnip because we’ve got a list of the most hilarious, side-splitting, and downright weird books about our feline overlords that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll cough up a hairball!

Whether you’re a cat lover yourself or searching for the perfect gift for that quirky cat-obsessed friend, look no further. These books are the ultimate Secret Santa, white elephant, or just-because presents that will have any cat enthusiast grinning like a Cheshire cat.

We’ve scoured the literary world to bring you a mix of fiction and non-fiction, from gag books to heartwarming tales that showcase the hilarious antics of our whiskered companions. Some of these books are so weird, you’ll wonder if they were written by cats themselves!

Let’s dive in and explore the world of cat humor. We promise these books will leave you feline good!

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Are you prepared to tackle the tough topics with your feline friend? From gun safety to abstinence, drugs to satanism, this book has you covered! “How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety” is the ultimate guide for navigating the modern world with your purring pal. With hilarious insights and practical advice, you’ll learn how to keep your cat safe from online predators, post-apocalyptic wastelands, and everything in between. Don’t let your cat become a statistic—arm yourself with the knowledge to make them a lean, mean, safe-living machine!

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Get ready to laugh and learn with “How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You,” the hilarious #1 New York Times bestseller from The Oatmeal creator Matthew Inman! This purrfect collection features fan-favorite cat jokes, 15 brand-new comics, and a bonus pullout poster. But beware—this book is not just a comedy goldmine; it’s also a survival guide! Discover the truth behind your cat’s bizarre behaviors, from kneading (a sign of weakness-checking) to gifting dead animals (a warning!). With Inman’s brilliant and hilarious insights, you’ll learn how to protect yourself from your feline overlord’s impending coup!

Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat

Attention cat lovers and crafters: prepare to be amazed and amused by “Crafting with Cat Hair”! This quirky book by Kaori Tsutaya shows you how to turn your feline’s excess fluff into adorable handicrafts. From finger puppets to fashion accessories, these projects are perfect for adding a touch of whimsy to your life. Don’t worry, no cats were harmed – only naturally shed hair is used. With step-by-step instructions and photos of the furry donors, this book is a must-have for anyone who appreciates the unconventional. Just be warned: it might be a little too weird for dog people!

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

“I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats” is a hilarious collection of poems that perfectly captures the quirky, mischievous, and sometimes outright demanding nature of our feline friends. Written from the perspective of cats and accompanied by adorable photos, this book offers a glimpse into the mysterious minds of our furry companions. With titles like “Kneel Before Me” and “This Is My Chair,” these poems will have cat lovers nodding in agreement and laughing out loud. Whether you’re a cat owner or just appreciate their quirky charm, this book is a must-have for anyone who loves a good laugh.

Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics

Dive into the whimsical world of “Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics,” where cats emerge as unexpected art virtuosos. This brilliantly satirical book by Heather Busch and Burton Silver playfully critiques the art and cat culture through deadpan humor, featuring photographs and profiles of cat artists like the “Formal Expansionist” Misty and the award-winning “Duo Painters” Wong Wong and Lu Lu. With essays mimicking serious art criticism and images of cats beside their abstract art, it blurs fact with fiction, sparking laughter and curiosity. A must-read for lovers of satire, it’s a hilarious exploration of creativity and feline finesse.

Is Your Cat a Psychopath?: A Personality Quiz Book to Find Out If Your Cat Is Pussolini or Mother Purresa

Discover the hilarious truth about your feline friend with “The Cat Purrsonality Test”! This quirky book helps you uncover your cat’s innermost thoughts and desires through 16 humorous personality profiles. Is your cat a benevolent Mother Purresa or a mischievous Pussolini? A glamorous Dolly Purrton or a devious Hannibal Lickter? Find out with this insightful guide that not only reveals your cat’s true nature but also provides tips on how to live in harmony with them, no matter their purrsonality type. Whether your cat dreams of world peace or world domination, this book is a must-have for any cat lover!

101 Ways to Know If Your Cat Is French

Discover if your cat is secretly French with this delightful book, “101 Ways to Know If Your Cat Is French”! Featuring 101 vintage black-and-white illustrations with witty captions, this humorous exploration of French culture through the eyes of our feline friends will have you questioning your cat’s true identity. From their confidence to be chic to their ability to fit in at a sidewalk café, author Seamus Mullarkey’s clever observations will help you uncover your cat’s inner “je ne sais quoi.” Perfect as a gift for any occasion, this charming book celebrates the irresistible combination of cats and French culture.

Dancing with Cats

“Dancing with Cats,” the cult classic, is back in a charming 15th anniversary hardcover reissue. This book invites cat lovers to forge a deeper bond with their feline companions through the art of dance. Filled with delightful photographs of people and cats gracefully dancing together, from ballroom to contemporary, “Dancing with Cats” celebrates the joyful connection between humans and their furry friends.

The book also features moving testimonies from cat owners who have experienced personal transformations through dancing with their cats. Whether you’re a seasoned cat lover or new to the world of felines, this book will inspire you to dance your way to a purr-fect partnership.

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